Citizens of Seichi—shinobi, civilians, scandal-seekers, and drama connoisseurs—gather 'round, because your favorite glitter-drenched spectacle has returned! That’s right, the Second Biannual Seichi Sweetheart Pageant is officially underway, and the stakes have never been higher. Will a new starlet steal the spotlight, or will last season’s reigning heartthrob Madcrep hold the title with an iron (and impeccably moisturized) grip?
From the frozen catwalks of Glacier to the sunlit sashes of Shine, our contestants have clawed their way here—some gracefully, some questionably—to compete for the ultimate honor: being crowned Seichi’s Sweetheart. But this isn’t just about beauty—it’s about boldness, brilliance, and branding.
And you, yes you, dear voter, are the real Kage of this ceremony. Cast your votes in glittering glory for titles like:
👗 Best Outfit (who wore it, who shouldn’t have),
💫 Best Personality (genuine or just very convincing),
🥺 Cutest Shinobi (those puppy eyes don't lie), and
💍 Most Marriageable (legal binding chakra contracts not included).
So fluff your hair, fix your bias, and prepare for heartbreak, glamor, and probably at least one dramatic walk-off. The crown is up for grabs—will your favorite seize it, or sash away in stylish defeat?
Here are your contestants
And now, prepare yourselves for the one, the only—Shrub (yes, that Shrub, Seichi’s sassiest sentient shrubbery)! 🌿 First up on the runway in an avant-garde explosion of foliage and folds, he’s serving Botanical But Make It Couture. Leaf it to Shrub to turn the catwalk into a catwood.
Shrub
Next up—brace yourselves—it’s none other than Jazu, Current’s crowned Jewel of sarcasm and eyeliner so sharp it’s considered a concealed weapon. ⚡️ With a rose in their mouth and absolutely zero tolerance for mediocrity, Jazu storms the runway in a gothic rainbow fantasy: puffed sleeves, corseted drama, and a skirt so dark and brooding it writes poetry about itself—only to reveal a shimmering rainbow fade at the hem. Give it up for Jazu,—they're not smiling, and that’s exactly the point.
Jazu
Strutting forth like a sunrise with a side of divine retribution—TearsofAngel has arrived! 🌞✨ Shine’s dazzling former Kage graces the runway wrapped in sakura silk and sheer celestial menace, with golden locks that gleam like justice and a gaze that says smile wrong and I’ll vaporize you. She’s beauty, she’s grace, she’s got enough chakra to blind you in place. Bow low,—the empress of elegance has entered the arena.
TearsofAngel
Walking in like he owns the palace (and probably burned it down last week)—give it up for Kazu, Seichi’s favorite troublemaker and heartbreak hazard! 💥 Draped in a dangerously sharp tux with floral flair and enough smolder to ignite an entire chakra field, he’s here to seduce, stun, and maybe sabotage the vote. He’s powerful, he’s dashing, he’s got more drama than a Kage summit—Kazu has entered the chat, and yes, he looks this good on purpose.
Kazu
Make a wish, —because our next contestant is none other than Hao (yes, that Hao)! 🌙✨ Rumor has it he paused his eternal sake bender just long enough to bless us with this dreamy moonlit pose, and honestly? Worth it. Floating high above the chaos in a celestial slouch of pure whimsy, Hao is serving drunk philosopher meets bedtime deity, and we’re absolutely enchanted. Clap quietly—he just fell asleep again.
Hao
Hold onto your wigs and willpower, Seichi—because storming the runway with murder in his eyeliner and petals in his wake, it’s none other than Stackatk, your favorite content member turned catwalk killer! 🌧️🌺 With a look that whispers “flirt with danger” and eyes that say “I already know your weakness”, he’s back to remind us all why swooning is a survival instinct. Stackatk isn’t just serving a look—he’s serving a whole reckoning.
Stackatk
Spinning onto the runway in a swirl of silk, shadows, and sheer supremacy—it’s the one, the only, the absolutely breathtaking Zayah! 🕷️🖤. She’s not hiding her true form tonight—she’s glorifying it. Eight limbs of elegance, a gown stitched from midnight itself, and a gaze that says you’ve already walked into her web. This isn’t a look, it’s a declaration. Kneel, gasp, and try not to get ensnared—Zayah has arrived, and the runway just became her lair.
Zayah
Next up, shimmering like seafoam under moonlight—it’s the breathtaking Monami, Seichi’s very own mermaid and former sweetheart host! 🌊🧜♀️ Returning to the runway not with a mic, but with a mission to slay, she’s draped in a mesmerizing gown of deep Current blues, flowing like the tides she once commanded as Kage. Elegant, electric, and effortlessly enchanting—Monami proves she’s not just part of your world,—she runs it.
Monami
Brace yourselves for unbearable levels of cuteness—because the moment you’ve all been waiting for has finally arrived! 💫🐼 Strutting—no, skipping—down the runway in a swirl of sky-blue silk and pure joy, it’s Panda, Seichi’s beloved van owner and half of the most swoon-worthy romance in village history. Honestly, it’s no surprise GoahWay fell—who wouldn’t fall for this radiant bundle of fluff and fabulousness? Give it up, —Panda isn’t just stealing the show, He's stealing hearts. 💙
Lelouch
Returning to the runway in full frostbitten glory is none other than the icy enchantress herself, Lady Katsumi, the breathtaking former Kage of Glacier! With hair as long as her legacy and a glare that could freeze time, she commands the stage in a midnight-blue gown kissed by snowflakes and danger. She's elegance in fur, frost in motion, and fierceness incarnate—Lady Katsumi didn’t come to compete, darling… she came to reclaim her crown. 👑✨
Katsumi
What’s that thunderous roar echoing through Seichi? Oh wait—it’s the entire crowd chanting “Nya, Nya!” 🐾💜 You know what that means... Up next, sashaying with feline finesse and enough sparkle to blind a Byakugan, it’s none other than Lady Hazelyn, sovereign of the Cult of Nya herself! Draped in lavender lace and royal purrfection, she isn’t just walking the runway—she’s catwalking it straight into legend. Bow down, mortals. The meowjesty has arrived.
Hazelyn
Up next—straight from the PvP battlefield and into our hearts—it’s the stunning, the savage, the absolutely adorable SG! 💙✨ When she’s not clapping half the server into respawn, she’s out here slaying the runway in a floral kimono so elegant it could disarm a jutsu mid-cast. And let’s talk about those ears—lethal levels of cuteness detected. SG isn’t just a threat in combat—she’s a masterpiece in motion.
UnnamedSG
Next on the runway, descending like a celestial blessing wrapped in starlight—MoonCrystal floats into view, and the crowd? Instantly silenced. 🌙✨ Clad in a gown spun from nebulae and moonbeams, with eyes that could outshine constellations, she doesn’t walk—she glides, like lunar royalty blessing us with her divine presence. This isn’t fashion, —this is astral enchantment. All hail the moonlight incarnate—MoonCrystal has arrived.
MoonCrystal
Hold your breath and clutch your wallets, Seichi—because Kaz has entered the runway, and yes, the floor did just get hotter. 💼💫 Our dashing billionaire heartthrob is gliding in with that signature unbuttoned charm, a smirk that could bankrupt empires, and a presence smoother than a gold-plated kunai. That smile? Weaponized. That strut? Illegal in five nations. Kaz isn’t just rich in ryo—he’s rich in irresistibility. Faint responsibly, darlings.
Kaz
Strut alert, Seichi—make way for royalty! 💚👑 Walking in like he just bought the runway (and maybe ate the last guy who doubted him), it’s Seichi’s very own Goblin King! Drenched in purple power, dripping with class, and rocking that rose like it’s a declaration of war and love, this PvP legend isn’t just here to fight—he’s here to flirt. That pose? That drip? That watch??, he’s not just competing—he’s conquering.
Soura
Sliding in with frosted flair and diamond-dusted elegance—make way for the one, the only, Baraqijal, Glacier’s crown jewel and Seichi’s most glamorous penguin! ❄️🐧✨ Waddling the runway in a couture feathered gown studded with jewels and enough poise to dethrone royalty, Baraqijal isn’t just adorable—they’re Arctic aristocracy. Who can beat that outfit? No one. Don’t even try. Bow down to the blizzard-born beauty—Baraqijal has officially melted our hearts. 💎💙
Baraqijal
Gasps echo. Hearts stop. Potatoes tremble. 🥔💖 Hold your breath, Seichi—because Abby has entered the runway! The radiant Potato Queen, founder of the finest gossip column this side of the chakra stream and CEO of the spud empire, is gracing us in a galaxy-pink gown that sparkles like secrets and success. Cradling her beloved potato like it’s the crown jewel of her empire (because it is), Abby isn’t just a contestant—she’s a movement. She’s pink, she’s powerful, she’s perfection. All hail the empress of elegance and edible exports—Abby has arrived to reclaim her throne. 👑✨
Abby
Sound the sirens and cue the sparkles—because Officer Forky is sashaying in, trading citations for sensations! 💫🍴👮♀️ Seichi’s most fabulous enforcer of law (and lunch) has swapped her badge for a bedazzled galaxy gown, twirling with stars and sass. With lashes to kill, a bow to thrill, and still rocking that signature police cap, Forky proves you can serve justice and look absolutely divine doing it. Tonight, she’s not arresting criminals—she’s arresting our hearts. 💖✨
Forky
Camera flashes erupt. Hearts skip a beat. 💃✨ Next on the runway is the mystical marvel herself, the rarely sighted but never forgotten—Nys! With eyes that pierce dimensions and a smile sharp enough to slay, this enchanting beauty glides in like a legend reborn, wrapped in midnight velvet and royalty-grade gold. Clutching a bouquet as bold as her presence, Nys isn’t just a vision—she’s a myth made flesh. Mesmerizing. Majestic. Unforgettable.
Nys
Up next—emerging from a bed of roses and leaving a trail of shattered hearts—it’s MaV, Shine’s very own warrior prince and walking heartbreak. 🌹🔥 Draped in crimson embroidery with a stare that could pierce through Genjutsu and your emotional defenses, MaV is serving brooding nobility with a side of yes, please. That rose? Iconic. That gaze? Lethal. That entire vibe? Unholy levels of hot. Beware, Seichi—he’s not just here to slay demons, he’s here to slay us all. 💔👑
MaV
Gliding in like a whisper on the wind—make way for the legendary ZakkuTensai, the Wind Reaver of Current and Seichi’s resident master of perfectly-timed tavern drama screenshots. 📸💨 Tonight, he’s trading camera angles for killer angles—just look at that robe! A regal swirl of deep sapphire and gold dragons, topped with a crown worthy of a storm-born monarch. Mysterious, majestic, and masked to perfection—Zakku isn’t just capturing the moment—he is the moment.
ZakkuTensai
Stepping onto the runway like a prophecy in motion—it’s Reika, the breathtaking warrior princess of Glacier, known across Seichi as “The Snow Beneath the Flame.” ❄️🔥👑 With eyes that blaze like buried fire and a presence that commands hush without a word, Reika is elegance forged in frost. Draped in icy midnight blues and holding a radiant heart that could chill or heal, she reminds us all—power and beauty are not opposites. Glacier’s finest just melted the stage—Reika reigns in silence and steel.
Reika
Lock your doors and hide your heartbeats—because Snowent has hit the runway, and Seichi may never be the same. ❄️💋 When she’s not stirring chaos in the streets of Current or teaming up with her fellow mischief-makers for nightly mayhem, she’s here turning heads and slaying the catwalk in this daring black ensemble. With a look that says “I flirt with danger, then ghost it”, Snowent is elegance, edge, and enchantment all wrapped in one dangerously irresistible package.
Snowent
Coming down the runway with a wink that could launch a thousand cookie carts—it’s Sol, Seichi’s most dashing cookie dealer and the undisputed king of mysterious family trees and irresistible charm! 🍪💫 Draped in an opulent suit laced with golden embroidery and ballroom grace, Sol isn’t just serving looks—he’s serving legacy, sugar, and heartbreak on a silver platter. Whether he’s selling sweets or unraveling bloodlines, one thing’s for sure: everyone wants a taste.
Sol
The chandeliers dim, the air stills, and the veil between realms parts—enter Valrix, the Ethereal King of Glacier, walking the runway like a divine prophecy in motion. 👑🌗 Draped in a gown that tells a tale of balance—light and dark, life and death—Valrix embodies duality in its most devastatingly elegant form. One half radiant as the dawn, the other cloaked in death's embrace, this is not just fashion... this is mythology woven in silk and starlight. Kneel, weep, or worship—Valrix has graced us all, in every form he takes. 🌓🔥
Valrix
And now—the lights flicker, the crowd goes silent, the runway trembles—our final contender makes his entrance: the legendary Kieto, warrior Kage of Shine and the perfect grand finale to this unforgettable spectacle. ⚔️🔥 Clad in regal designer wear, golden trim glinting like sunlight off steel, and arms ablaze with celestial fire, Kieto doesn’t just walk—he dominates. Every step radiates strength, honor, and that quiet promise: he protects, he conquers, and yes, he looks this damn good doing it.—Kieto leaves the runway scorched and us begging for more. 👑💥