ascopThe American Society for the Caffeination of Primates
Our Mission
To put an end to sadness and depression in primates caused by privations of caffeine
Core principles
coffee makes humans happy
humans are primates
coffee makes primates happy
Leadership Team
The leadership team at ASCOP has over thirty-five years combined experience in caffeinating primates, and are well-equipped to battle the caffeine-deprived epidemic of Sad Chimp Syndrome.