FLYING PENGUIN #1
There once lived a flying penguin, but he only learns how to fly in the later part of this story. So we will call him a young penguin instead. When the young penguin was young other penguins would tell him that he would not be able to walk as fast as them. Young penguin did not want to walk as fast as the other penguins, he wanted to fly instead. Young penguin had common sense. He wasn’t a scholar or a great mathematician but he had logic and common sense. He analyzed from a very young penguin age or younger penguin if you may, that all the other penguins would try to walk faster than other penguins just to prove they were better. But to the young penguin, they just looked like a bunch of penguins hooting. Young penguin thought that all the penguins had wings but they were so busy trying to put one another down and show that they are superior in that they forgot about the fact that they could fly. Some penguins were good at math, some were good at economics and some penguins were so afraid of the real world that they still live in their eggs. Young penguin analyzed that the other penguins worked so very hard to impress other penguins but they finally got eaten up by the gigantic walruses. Young penguin wanted to do something with his life. Young penguin lived in the north pole but not the northeast point of the north pole. In the northeast pole of the north pole, they're lived the motorcycle penguin. Now motorcycle penguin was considered the coolest penguin in the north pole, pun totally intended. I mean he was just freezing cool. like -1000 degrees Celsius to be exact. But the motorcycle penguin was cool only because of his motorcycle. So he used to always ride his motorcycle. When he used to leave his motorcycle to have a glass of water people used to say “ Oh that looks like any normal penguin”. Motorcycle penguin used to be cool only because he used to ride a motorcycle. Young penguin loved Christmas, he loved Santa Claus to be specific. Santa Clauses gift factory used to be in the southern tip of the north pole. He tried to sneak into Santas gift workshops all the time. But Santas elves used to remove young penguin all the time. This went on for quite some time. Now the elves were frustrated because the young penguin was always intruding on their area. So the elves called police penguin. Police penguin was dressed like a true gentleman. But then all the penguins are dressed like gentlemen with their grand suites. But this police penguin looked like the legend of the James bond penguin.
POLICE PENGUIN - “ what are you doing in the elves department”
YOUNG PENGUIN - “ I'm fascinated by the Christmas and presents”
police penguin took of his Calvin Klein sunglasses. young penguin said loudly “what Bollywood movie nonsense is this “ but only in his mind.
POLICE PENGUIN - “ why don't you study in your school like the other penguins”
YOUNG PENGUIN - “school feeds students with knowledge but I want to hunt and get my knowledge”
Now the police penguin thought that this penguin came out of a rolling ball egg. So he took him straight to the northland animal jail. Now don't worry guys this was not a sad part of young penguins life but one of the most life-changing moments of his life. At first young penguin thought that his life was going to be sad for a lot of penguin days. Young penguin saw some of the most bloodthirsty seals, the most notorious penguins and some of the most ruthless reindeers here. But young penguin got a cell right next to the reindeers cell. Plus it had a really nice view of the mountains. Three days after being in the cell young penguin started embracing the new life. All he got in the cell was 5 fish and a newspaper every day. So flying penguin started reading the newspaper every day. First, he only liked to read the amazing facts but then gradually he started reading the economic times too.He started religiously following the stock egg change. He gradually became more knowledgeable. On the fourth day, there was a huge commotion in the northland jail. The entire jail was hooting. it was as though a legend had come to the jail. the cacophony started getting closer and closer to the young penguin's cell. Young penguin was getting more and more scared. Suddenly a huge reindeer shadow appeared on his cell. S uddenly the young penguin opened his eyes. He could not believe who was standing right in front of him. He had only read about him in books. Myths were written about him, he had heard a thousand songs and poetries about him. It was Rudolph the reindeer and he came right into the flying penguin's cell.
FLYING PENGUIN #2
Flying penguin flew over the mountains, over the valleys and even over the rainbows…oh, wait I skipped many many episodes (rewind sound) a quick montage of everything. The young penguin is now in the northland animal jail for not being very obedient to a penguin police officer who looked like the James bond penguin and he just meets Rudolph the reindeer.
YOUNG PENGUIN - What are you doing here!!!
RUDOLPH - I'm here because i was trying to steal the secret formoola of Santa's sleigh that flies. You see I'm tired of just flying a sleigh. I want to be an entrepreneur. I want to hustle in the real world. I want to take financial risks in the hope of profits.
YOUNG PENGUIN- its formula not a formoola. young penguin was kind of a grammar worm or he had grammar pedantry syndrome (AN OCD FOR GOOD GRAMMER)
Rudolph's nose became redder at this point.
RUDOLPH - I heard that entrepreneurs get a lot of honey in the real world and Google is looking for a new CEO.
YOUNG PENGUIN - its money not honey.
now Rudolph's nose started fuming. it was redder then it had ever been before.
meanwhile, there was a North Korean human spy who was trying to escape from somewhere. he heard their conversation. it went something like this -(animal sounds). the spy was puzzled, he couldn't understand a word. the spy was from another authors story, not mine. See this is what happens when authors steal ideas from one another. but the spy kept listening because after all, he was a spy.
(animal sounds) sorry, my bad ….
RUDOLPH -you better take that back.
YOUNG PENGUIN - no I won't.
Rudolph's horns were now on fire too. he looked like the Ghostrider livestock…
fast forward 5 minutes (fast forward sound).
now like any movie they had a fight and they reconciled. they shook hands and then they became friends.
at this point, the North Korean spies popcorn got over and he stopped staring into the cell and the left into the abyss. but he definitely had a good time. he sure did!!!!
but nobody cares he is not part of this story.
YOUNG PENGUIN- do you have any of the flying potions now. I want to fly.
RUDOLPH - yes I do I have kept some of it in my hump compartment.
rudolph removed it and gave it to the young penguin.
Rudolph was Santas most trusted reindeer. he stole the potion only because he wanted to fly to New York, Toronto, Melbourne for business purposes.he would never break santas heart. but he did, period. anyways he had a good heart so he shared the potion with his new friend - the soon to be flying penguin!!!!
FLYING PENGUIN #3
Flying penguin passed the Omni sword to Superman, Superman passed the sword to Wonderwoman and wonder woman struck the heart of Ultron. Oh, wait I skipped many many episodes ( rewind sound). a quick montage of where we are right now. Flying penguin is in the northland animal jail with Rudolph the reindeer. Rudolph has given young penguin the flying potion. just then they heard a knock on the cell window. the window that was facing the mountains. It was a seal. He was hanging upside down from the window like a bat, kind of like bat seal. Now, this was not an ordinary seal this was the poisonous seal. legend has it that when this seal was young, a baby snake bit him. the side effects of the bite were strange. not just strange very very strange. he became a poisonous seal and he could talk like a human being. There is a rumor among the hippos that this seal was part of the x-men, but nobody believes them. Now the animals could not understand the seal. So he carried an accordion at all times because as everybody knows music is a universal language. So the seal used to play call and response phrases on his accordion. sometimes calls and sometimes responses, actually whenever needed.
Rudolph and young penguin were confused when they saw a seal on their window.
SEAL - ( accordion music)
RUDOLPH AND FLYING PENGUIN TOGETHER - WHAT!!!
SEAL - (accordion music)
slowly they started understanding what the seal was saying.
the seal was introducing himself. he made them feel very warm and welcome. he told them that the walls of the northland animal jail were made of paper and they were just tied up by their false beliefs. The seal was right! the walls were featherweight and they just tore open.
RUDOLPH - thank you so much seal!
FLYING PENGUIN - yay I'm so happy you just saved my life.
SEAL - ( accordion music)
at this very moment, some extraterrestrials from the Andromeda galaxy pointed their antennas towards the jail. they were in their spaceship millions of light years away. they heard something like this.
I WAS TRYING TO TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE JUST HELD BACK BY YOUR FALSE BELIEFS. THE JAIL IS MADE OF PAPER AFTERALL.
(penguin sound) (reindeer sound)(accordion sounds)
the extraterrestrials instantly learned about their tragic mistake and changed the position of their antennas. its funny right, now only the seals voice could be comprehended.
RUDOLPH - I have given you a portion of my flying potion. use it wisely. I am going to attend Gary Vaynerchuk's keynote speech now in California. Rub the potion on your legs your beak ,your head. he also showed young penguin a Vicks television add. now young penguin clearly understood how to do it.
YOUNG PENGUIN - can I ride on your back to California.
RUDOLPH - no!! that's stupid!!!
RUDOLPH - you have to meet a twitter bird who will teach you how to fly well. the potion only levitates you.
now all the twitters that young penguin knew about were in the cold storage. but he made up his mind that he would find one.
RUDOLPH - remember with great power comes great responsibility.Then they started chatting about Spiderman's sequels for sometime. fast forward ten minutes (fast forward sound ).
so they bid adieu and then Rudolph left on his entrepreneurial journey to California.
now if we subtract 3 minus 1 we get two. so we are now left with the happy poisonous seal and the soon to be flying penguin… plus they escape from the northland animal jail.
to be continued in the next episode …. thank you for listening!!!
FLYING PENGUIN #4
(drama sound) the solar system was burning up because of the enormous solar waves. flying penguin went quickly and put the mega sellotape on the sun and saved the solar system. oops i skipped many many episodes. a quick montage of where we are right now, rudoph has now left on his entraprenereul quest and we are left with young penguin and the poisonous seal. now they escaped the jail and were runnunig down a huge mountain. the were followed by police ostriches.
(flight of the bumbleebee accordian) young penguin and the seal were running as fast as they could.after running for about 2 minutes young penguin realised that they were not two but there were three of them running. winniw the pooh was also running with them. now everybody knows winnie the pooh. winnie the pooh was being chased by the fbi and many secret government agents. young penguin decided to ask him why there were so many people chasing him. (slow flight of the bumblebee on the accordian).(poohs voice) pooh was being chased by the fbi because he had stolen the presidents honey. not the clover honey or the acacia honey. the presidents actual honey. (help me female) (poohs voice). winnie the pooh quickly changed his direction at the crossroads.
now young penguin and the poisonous had left the ostriches behind. young penguin was floating like a helium baloon, he needed to learn to fly as quick as possible. they were still running downhill.
YOUNG PENGUIN - i need to find a twitter bird soon!!
SEAL - (my bonnie lies over the ocean accordion)
YOUNG PENGUIN- WHAT!!!
SEAL - (EDM ON ACCORDIAN) the poisonous seal made young penguin feel very welcome , he told the young penguin that there are a lot of twitterbirds in greenland. they need to cross the ocean for that.but we need a good gps.
YOUNG PENGUIN - thank you seal!!!
while running down they found a greedy wolf with an innocent chickens eggs in a basket.
SEAL STOPPED AND STARTED TALKING TO THE SEAL - (EDM MUSIC) he was telling the wolf that putting all the eggs in one basket was not a very smart idea. he told the wolf how to invest in mutual funds and the stock market. he also told the wolf to check the liquidity of the asset. he told the wolf that mutual funds are subject to a lot of risks and to please read the brochures before investing.
legend has it that 3 of those eggs hatched and espaced. in hundred years when they grew older they became sibling entrapreneurs with a very good sense of rhythm, they opened branches of kfc all over the world.
now they continued to go downhill.
while they were going downhill they found another penguin. young penguin instantly recognised the penguin as his sister. his sister once went on a vacation the hawai and a coconut fell on her head and she went into a coma.but now she got her memory back.
YOUNG PENGUIN - hi sister!!
SISER PENGUIN - if you really are my brother then prove it.
now do you guys remember the scene in fast and furious where they talk about scars to know if they truly know eachother. this was the same but only different.
SISTER PENGUIN pointing to her head - how did i get this scar!!
YOUNG PENGUIN - that is the droppings of the guano bird…
SISTER PENGUIN pointing to her left wing - how did i get this scar
YOUNG PENGUIN - when you were young you always wanted a puppy dog. it grew up to be about ten times your size and then it bit you.
SISTER PENGUIN - pointing to her right wing - how did i get this scar…
YOUNG PENGUIN - you once went fishing for fish and you were attacked by a baby horn fish…
sister penguin looked into young penguins eyes and told him - you are truly my brother.
YOUNG PENGUIN - do you want to join us in our quest.
SISTER PENGUIN - no i got some other work!!!
so the seal and young penguin continued on their journey….
now they needed to find a gps as soon as possible, one which had a good internet connection…just then they found a turtle at the brook.
YOUNG PENGUIN - hi turtle!!
SEAL - ( happy song)
YOUNG PENGUIN - we are looking for a gps do you know where we can find one.
TURTLE - the human beings in the south part of the north pole, thats where i live opened a very radioactive factory. as a result some of my eggs have gps’s inside of them rather than baby turtles. now it is hactching season for my eggs you can check if you find a gps with a good internet connection in any of them because in the factory the radio waves were very strong…but chooses wisely!!
YOUNG PENGUIN knocked the first egg and a baby turtle can out…
YOUNG PENGUIN knocked the second egg ( egg crack sound)
YOUNG PENGUIN - im so sorry turtle
SEAL - (AVE - MARIA ACCORDIAN)
TURTLE - its ok that egg was too pink!!!
at this time a talking parrot was sitting on a tree brack and he heard something like this ( EDM ACCORDIAN - EGG BREAKING - PENGUIN SOUND) he instantly flew to the amazon forest and settled there……
YOUNG PENGUIN KNOCKED THE THIRD EGG and it opened into an amazing world class GPS and it had a strong internet connection too.
YOUNG PENGUIN - thank you so much turtle!
TURTLE - always welcome.
SEAL - (HAPPY SONG ACCORDIAN)
to be continued in the next episode … thank you for listening!!!!
FLYING PENGUIN #5
the earth stopped rotating around the earth axis. flying penguin flew as fast as he could and restarted the earth rotation. oh no I skipped many many episodes…a quick montage of where we are right now, the young penguin is with the poisonous seal, they have escaped from the jail. plus the turtle has given them a world-class GPS. they switched the GPS on!! ( phone sounds)(google sounds) flying penguin - ( penguin sounds)
seal - we want to Greenland which route should we take.
GPS - ( directions)
the GPS told them that they needed to cross the ocean, they could take the ocean current path or they could take the rainbow sea-link. Just then they found a crow trying to get some scarce water out of a pot. flying penguin asked the crow what they should do. the crow had a very sweet voice. now normal crows are born from eggs but this crow was born out of a doughnut. that's why he had such a sweet voice. the crow told them that the sea link was the fastest way to reach Greenland.
seal started talking to the crow - ( EDM accordion) he was telling the crow about pascals law of pressure .he told the crow that he needed to exert pressure in order to get the water level up. he also told the crow the formula pressure= force divided by area. legend has it that after a few years the crow opened a voice modulation coaching program and he also praised the name of the poisonous seal.
seal and flying penguin wanted to take the newly made rainbow sea- link. it was made out of the refraction of the lights of prisms. but the had to pay a lot of gold coins at the toll plaza. they did not have any money. now, guys, you might think that in a book like mine money is just going to come falling from the sky. but guys that don't happen, not evening my book. you got to earn it. young penguin - what do we do?
seal - ( accordion money money money abba song)
young penguin - we will take share a tricycle and we shall work to get that toll money. they reached the end of the line with their tricycle. there was a huge traffic jam.
legend has it that the rainbow path would only be activated if the suns rays struck the prisms at a sharply acute angle. these were no ordinary prisms but these were the prism fish.
young penguin - hey look that's Batman in front of us.
batman was driving his Batmobile. bat man was talking on his phone ( cat woman will you ever learn sound)
seal - ( accordion avengers theme song )
flying penguin - its batman not the Avengers!!
seal - (accordion batman theme)
flying penguin and Batman together - what seal - ( EDM accordion ) seal was asking batman which Batman he was - was the Christopher Nolan or Ben Affleck.
batman - is batman sound.
seal ( EDM accordion ) seal was a very good boy, best boy, in fact, he was very diplomatic in his ways. he was telling Batman some ways how to be a good boy…
batman felt violated now, he was the bat vigilante of Gotham city.
seal - can we get a ride to Greenland on your Batmobile.
batman - yes sure…
so they dumped the tricycle (bicycle ring sound ) and they entered the Batmobile.
so now picture a penguin and a seal sitting in the Batmobile with Batman.
now batman turned on the carpool karaoke. it went something like this ( batman sound)(penguin sound)(EDM accordion).
batman instantly stopped the Batmobile at the sharp turn ( steep car sound ) and dumped flying penguin and seal into the ocean. ( falling sound)
too bad in a few years time flying penguin became the majority shareholder in Wayne Enterprises.
they fell right to the bottom of the ocean and landed on a sponge.
flying penguin - were so lucky we fell on a sponge!!
seal - ( accordion music oh when the saints)
sponge - ( sponge bob sounds )
that was no ordinary sponge that was sponge bob SquarePants!!! they were in bikini bottom…
patrick - ( Patrick sounds) and Patrick were with him…
flying penguin - we are looking forward to catching the fastest ocean current to Greenland. where can we get it?
SpongeBob told flying penguin that the nearest ocean current would arrive only tomorrow morning. SpongeBob told them that in the meanwhile they could learn singing from an amazing singing teacher. flying penguin joined the masterclass. the teacher was a great white shark!!!
miss teacher shark told flying penguin to use head voices while singing. she also told flying penguin to be careful with vowels and to open her mouth fully!! she told flying penguin to repeat the phrase with her.
shark teacher - female arpeggio
flying penguin - ( penguin sound) the teacher was amazed by the command that flying penguin had over his voice..
shark teacher - now lets do a chromatic contrary scale ( female arpeggio )
flying penguin - ( penguin sound) the teachers mind was blown away by the bravado in flying penguins voice..
shark instantly was about to gobble flying penguin up but the poisonous seal instantly jumped and gave the shark a poisonous bite.
flying penguin- thank you so much seal…
seal - ( EDM music) the poisonous seal told flying penguin to never learn singing from a great white shark again….
anyways now flying penguin got a strong command over his voice. so the poisonous seal and the flying penguin eagerly waited to catch the ocean current early next morning.
to be continued in the next episode .thank you for listening.
#FLYING PENGUIN 6
doctor strange tried to enter flying penguins mind but he just couldn’t, he had never seen such a powerful mind. oh no i skipped many many episodes, a quick montage of where we are right now flying penguin is now in bikini bottom with sponge bob, poisonous seal just saved flying penguins life from miss great white shark singing teacher. now the flying potion that rudolph gave flying penguin was making him fly everywhere like a helium ballon. he needed to find a twitter bird as soon as possible. so flying penguin and seal stayed with sponge bob for the night. it was morning now and the door bell rang, it was a goldfish salesman.he was trying to sell flying penguin and seal an encyclopedia.
flying penguin - do we need an encyclopedia goldfish.
goldfish salesman - yes sure you do.
seal - (child accordion music)
flying penguin and goldfish together- what!!
seal - (edm) poisonous seal was telling flying penguin to never ask a encyclopedia salesperson if they need an encyclopedia. seal was tired of salespersons cold calling him all the time.
now many of you guys know that flying penguin was perfect in many ways, but he had some weaknesses too. his weakness was that he loved goldfish a lot. now this is not the kind of love parents have for their children. he loved to eat goldfish. in flying penguins eyes goldfish were caramel cheese popcorn. but it was the opposite for seal, poisonous seal loved goldfish very much, and yes the kind of love parents have for their children.
flying penguin could not see anything anymore its was like his eyes were in his tastebuds. flying penguin quickly jumped to gobble the goldfish salesman. but poisonous seal gave flying penguin a poisonous bite. don’t worry guys he also instantly gave flying penguin the antidote too. seal used to carry the antidote everywhere because he used to ocassionaly bite himself.
flying penguin - thank you so much seal.
seal - always welcome!!
goldfish salesman - thank you so much seal.
seal - your welcome.
goldfish hadn’t fully processed what had happened i think. but anyways he sauntered away into the abyss of bikini bottom. hopefully he would warm up his cold calls some time soon.
after seal gave flying penguin the antidote, he felt like he was reborn. he felt grateful for everything now.
it was very late now and flying penguin and seal were about to miss their ocean current. spongbob offered them a crabby patty and they quickly left. they ran as fast as they could but they were too late. see this is what happens when you get cold calls from salesmen and you lose your patience and you forget about what is happening in the world.
just then flying penguin spotted a baby crying sea turtle. the baby sea turtle also missed the ocean current because he was playing video games in the morning. so he was all alone while his parents had left. legend has it that only a person with a heart of gold could stop the baby turtle from crying. flying penguin tried to console the baby turtle.
flying penguin - (penguin sound)
but the baby turtle only started crying more louder.
seal - (lullaby baby accordion)
baby turtle started crying less now.
seal -(lullaby baby edm accordian)
baby turtle started grooving to the beats now. baby turtle was waiting for the drop to kick in….
so poisonous seal truly had a heart of gold. flying penguin had good intentions i think thats all thats needed to be a superhero.
so now we are left with flying penguin, poisonous seal and baby turtle. seal and flying penguin made up their mind that they would raise baby turtle if they would not be able to find baby turtles parents in time……
too be continued in the next episode, thank you for listening…..
#FLYING PENGUIN EPISODE7
the avengers could not stop zano.. they had all been compromised. flying penguin quickly went and put an end to the reign a zano…
oh no i skipped many many episodes. a quick montage of where we are right now, flying penguin and poisonous seal bid adieu to sponge bob and they missed their ocean current. then they found a baby turtle and so the adventure continues.
so now the three of them tried to chase the ocean current. poisonous seal went quickly and caught a wild sea horse, flying penguin went quickly and caught a wild sea ferrari and baby turtle went quickly and caught and sea nano. baby turtles nano exploded soon, flying penguin could not handle the sea horse power of the sea ferrari. it was only poisonous seal who was smooth sailing in the ocean.
seal - baby accordion song - (tisker a tasket)
poisonous seal and baby turtle together - what!!
seal - (edm faded accordion.)
seal was asking them if they wanted to tag along on his simple sea horse. they said yes and they hoped on in.
soon they realised that they were only going deeper into the ocean forget any other direction. now you guys know that depth of experience is always better than breath of experience. see thats not always true. soon they realised that they were digging holes into the ocean. the simple sea horse was exhausted, he couldnt take any more stress. see this is what happens when you take too much stress and baggage or carry the weight of the world n your shoulders, you only go deeper.when you find yourself in a hole stop digging, lose they baggage and thats when you get the upthrust and make a positive paradigm shift. so if you find yourself stuck in a problem stop digging deeper.
now the sea horse was out of fuel. seal gave him the antidote too i wonder why!! baby turtle open up the app and gave the sea horse a poor rating. this young generation.!!!
now they were at the bottom of the ocean, they wondered what to do!! the problems in life just keep coming, but the solution to your problems is to choose the problems worth fighting for.
flying penguin always had new ideas, he was always innovative. most of the time his ideas would not work but he knew that everyone is an ass until they are a pioneer. and trying was the only way out.
flying penguin - hold my mash potato hands!!
he activated the flying potion in his mind and up they went. they were going so fast. flying penguin had so much of optimism in him and he just converted the energy.
soon they surpassed the ocean surface tension and they were out of the ocean ( cheerful sounds).
they were going higher and higher into the atmosphere. soon they surpassed the stratosphere. now they could see the earth as a tiny circle.
baby turtle swears by the white hair on his chin that he saw the cow that jumped over the moon while they were flying. flying penguin was getting an idea about how to fly. now see guys thats the difference between a practitioner and a learner. a learner learns for an exam but a practitioner learns by doing… so in life remember guys you are flying this super big plane where your thoughts are passengers. now you have to fix your plane while flying it, thats life. if you don’t then you are going down!!.
they were going super ultra fast now. it seemed that they had taken countless circles around the earth now.flying penguin was going clockwise and superman was going anti clockwise they colllided, there was an amazing transformation of energy. the kryptonite powers of superman were condisended to flying penguin, seal and baby turtle too. they all got superpowers now.
too be continued in the next episode, thank you for listening!!!
#FLYING PENGUIN EPISODE 8
all of the avengers tried to pick thors hammer but only flying penguin could carry it..oh no i skipped many many episodes…. so right now flying penguin activates the flying potion that rudolph gives him. he flew faster than the speed of light around the earth with baby turtle and poisonous seal. flying penguin was going clockwise and superman was going anti clockwise. they collided and there was a massive energy transformation. flying penguin, poisonous seal and baby turtle got superpowers. flying penguin became stronger then ever and it looked as if he brushed his teeth. poisonous seal became more poisonous and baby turtle got a unbreakable shell and he also got a white beard.
superman - batman , so we meet again.. ( edm accordion batman soundtrack)
batman - yes we do.
superman - lets battle like we did in batman vs superman…
batman - yes we can make a sequel. our battle will be legendary.
flying penguin - penguin sound!! flying penguin was telling superman that that was not batman but it was poisonous seal. poisonous seal had stolen batmans mask from the bat mobile. seal was quite the rascal.
seal slowly took out the mask.
superman to flying penguin - flying penguin you have got my kryptonite powers now. this just insane lack of patience, try new things do, learn from your mistakes, you know why im so happy, thats because im not afraid of failing. enough of learning you’ve learnt enough now go start doing. forget about the twitter teachers and the naysayers who say you can’t do something. im always trying something new im always innovating. you know why im not scarred of trying new things thats because im not scarred of the loss. im always in motion . if you feel something is right in your mind go do it. stand up for causes don’t ever give up or give in, if you stand up for the right causes i will always come to protect you. forget about whats hes doing or she’s doing , go do what your meant to do!! you are always a student in life don’t ever forget that.remember a butterfly flapping its wings in africa can cause a hurricane in america, what legacy are you going to leave behind. i want you to travel the world - learn the ways of humans and animals. and most importantly find a human who matches your hustle. when you do that enter his daily vlog .keep making content make playlists learn new stuff, document. just do.
superman cut a portion of his cape and gave it to flying penguin, he also signed it as FP.
superman to seal - you better hit the gym. poisonous seal had also stolen the bat popcorn from batmans bat mobile and had been munching on it ever since.
superman to baby turtle - the white beard that you got does not make you wise. true wisdom comes from trying new stuff and learning from your mistakes. but you got a very strong shell i must say.
then superman flew away into the abyss.
flying penguin was speechless but very motivated now. he wanted to try everything he possibly could. he wanted no regrets in his life.
poisonous seal was also speechless he was super motivated now, he did not want to miss a single minute of his life.
baby turtle was pulling his beard. he was super optimistic now and did not ever feel like crying again.
so that my friends is the story of the flying penguin. now flying penguin will travel the world ,learn new stuff, try new things, save animals and much more.flying penguin realised that he never needed the twitter bird to learn how to fly. flying penguin was truly a practitioner thats how he learned stuff.
this brings an end to the amazing story of how young penguin becomes flying penguin. keep your eyes open who knows you might just find flying penguin somewhere, anywhere and everywhere. thank you for listening to be always continued.
POISONOUS SEAL #1
once upon a time there lived a poisonous seal, but he only becomes poisonous in the later part of the story so we will call him happy seal instead. happy seal was very smart. he was so smart that teachers used to take advice from him, be it for knowledge or even relationship advice. his genius was truly extraordinary. other animals from the north pole used to tell him that he should be stupid to fit in with them. happy seal always wanted to fit in with his friends. so he decided to act stupid just like the other seals. now all the stupid seals ended up in the circus balancing balls on their nose. happy seal always wanted to do something cool like being an fbi agent or a astronaut. but from now on he decided that he wanted to grow up and be stupid and work in the circus.
now it was football season in the north pole. there were three main competitors in the tournament - the snowmen, the big foot and the yetis. the yetis were invincible in football. now to get a slot in the finals, the snowmen had to defeat the big foot team. now the snowmen really wanted to win the football tournament.
they asked the animals of the north pole “ who is the smartest animals in the north pole” everybody pointed at happy seal.
snowmen - hey happy seal, people say that you are the smartest animal in the north pole, can you prove it!!
happy seal - yes sure, pi is equal to 3.14159265359… and he kept on going.
now the snowmen could not understand anything because they did not have any brains , they just had a lot lot of snow.
snowmen - we need some help to win the big foot team to get a slot in the finals. we have to win because we have to feed our baby snowmen.
happy seal - yes sure i will help you.
happy seal was very helpful and now he wanted to do stupid things because he wanted to grow up and be stupid and work in the circus.
snowmen - thank you so much seal!!
so the snowmen hired happy seal to scheme against the big foot team.they were truly abominable. kind of like the abominable snowmen.
so now the football match was about to begin. (football cheering sounds). the north stadium was filled with snowmen and big feet. the first half was rather unsettling for the snowman team. they were down 0-100.
now knowing the genius of happy seal he went quickly when it was half-time and put cupboards and chairs all over the football field. now the second half was about to begin ( football cheering sounds). the second half started now. (ouch sound) (ouch sound).the big foot team was losing now. their little toes were getting stuck in the cupboards and chairs. the pain was just excruciating for the big foot team because they had the biggest feet in the land.(ouch sound)(ouch sound). they were so blinded by their pain that they started scoring own goals. so the end result was that the snowmen won the game 150 -100. it was truly a legendary day for the snowmen because they never won any football match, like ever. the fans went crazy, legend has it that some of the snowmens nose carrots fell on the floor too.
the bigfoot team was confused now they did not understand how they could lose to the snowmen. they asked the referee to check the cameras to see if there was any foul play by the snowmen. they saw the happy seal go slowly and put chairs and cupboards all over the field. the bigfoot captain shouted foul play and he thew a football at happy seal. the football hit him right in the voice. he couldn’t speak anymore.
now don’t worry guys, this wasnt a sad part of happy seals life, but it was one of the most life changing moments of happy seals life.
too be continued in the next episode. thank you for listening!
POISONOUS SEAL #2
poisonous seal made the geniuses of the world bow down before him because of his canny wisdom. oh no i skipped many many episodes , a quick montage of where we are right now poisonous seal just lost his voice after the angry bigfoot captain threw a football at seals face and he lost his voice. happy seal was helping the snowmen scheme against the big foot team. now the seal could not speak anymore. he became the sad seal. so lets call him sad seal, like just for a while until he becomes happy seal or poisonous seal again.
so sad seal went to the ent specialist and asked the doctor if he could ever speak again. the doctor was a great white shark.
seal was talking to the doctor using tap code or knock code. by the way tap code or knock code is a way to encode text messages on a letter to letter basis in a very simple way. the messages are transmitted using a series of taps. (tap sounds) (tap sounds). soon they started laughing and giggling.fast forward 10 minutes ( fast forward sound). sad seal realised that he had more in common with the patients than with the doctors. soon the great white shark jumped to gobble sad seal. (flight of the bumblebee accordion). so they went out of the hospital room and sad seal was running for his life. seal quickly calculated the potential energy that he needed to generate the kinetic energy to bounce of the hospital trampoline. soon sad seal escaped the wrath of the shark doctor. seal realised the hard way that he should never take advise from anybody, he learnt that he needed to take advise only from trusted leaders, not even from people who have the best or the highest degrees.
now in the patient waiting room sad seal had met a goldfish. he was the goldest of all the fish. legend has it that this goldfish single- handedly defeated the last ever megladon shark. do you guys want to know the entire story!! ya cool so ill be happy to tell you….
when goldfish was young the other fish would tell him that there was evil lurking all around the corner. and there needed someone who could protect the clan of small fish. so goldfish hit the gym (beats), he saw the sequels of rocky and he trained like rocky. he did like 5 push ups, 5 cruches and 5 pulls and much more. soon he started looking like the rocky balboa goldfish. soon as the fish feared him even the great white sharks of the east. just a small pro tip, to be feared in business is better to be liked ,even if you are nice and stuff. so back to the story, (intense music). so now all the fish feared him but would he be able to defeat the very last megladon shark who used to eat all the tiny fish in the ocean including the great white shark. so the megladon was passing by with many tiny fish in his mouth..
gold fish - stop megladon!!
megladon - oh yummy, well aren’t you the goldest fish!!
gold fish - yes thats me…
megladon - you must be the sweetest fist too, right in time to be my desert…
goldfish - if you win me in arm wrestling only then you can gobble me… are you up for the challenge…
megladon - ya cool, no probs!!!
so they battled it out in arm wrestling and goldfish was victorious!!
so that marked the end of the species of the biggest shark that ever lived the earth…
end of story , so now lets get back to the story of sad seal now….
so while seal was being chased, gold fish put his leg out and great white doctor shark tripped and banged a wall. goldfish was in the hospital to meet his friends platinum fish and silver fish. so now sad seal made a new friend and so the adventure continues…
to be continued in the nest episode, thank you for listening…..
POISONOUS SEAL #3
Sherlock holmes tried to argue with poisonous seal, but he soon realised that there was no point.he just couldn’t do it……oh no i skipped many many episodes…….a quick montage of where we are right now.so sad seal lost his voice. and the great white shark doctor decided to gobble him up instead of help him. sad seal was out of options now but he found a new friend aka goldist goldfish.so he was still happy but mostly sad. so we will still call him sad seal.
sad seal - what should i do now goldfish!!
goldest goldfish - you should read a lot of books!!
sad seal - but how will that help if i can’t share the wisdom with anyone..
goldest goldfish - you should join the navy..
sad seal - you mean cause i am aquatic…
now stop here guys. so in the later part of this story sad seal does join the navy.legend has it that after sad seal joint the navy people started to refer him as navy seal. he had become quite popular. the name stayed on from that point.
goldest goldfish - you should open a hair salon..
sad seal - what, like why…
goldest goldfish - you should learn music…
sad seal - your right, i mean music is a universal language…people all over the world understand music..
so off they went into the music store. by the way sad seal banged his head on the postbox. now the shop owner was an octopus. legend has it that he ate two jellyfish with his nose once and then he got an electric shock which was 2x power.
octopus had a bit of a strange voice. i think he was closely related to oswald the octopus.
time to pause for some suspense because here is where the music is going to start!!
octopus - hi friends!! what instrument do you want to learn friends!!
sad seal - (cold air sound)
octopus felt a cold breeze fly past him.
octopus - hi friends!! do you want to learn the piano my friends!!
sad seal - (cold air sound)
octopus - hi friends!! do you hear me friends!!
sad seal went and started trying out the instruments. sad seal was quite talented. it seemed as though he was a natural. but what guys might not know is that there was not other way for him. now sad seal could be understood. but only bit bit.
sad seal -(piano - morning has broken )
octopus - hi friends!! we understand!we understand!! but only bit bit!!
sad seal - (edm piano - morning has broken)
octopus - hi friends!! we understand more!!
sad seal - (edm synthesizer - morning has broken)
octopus started grooving to the beats. he clearly understood what sad seal was saying now.
sad seal was saying that the piano was way too mainstream. he wanted to learn something unique.something that would make him special. he knew that his superpower was that there is only one of him.
octopus - i present to you violono violini violin.
sad seal started playing it - (violin - can’t help falling in love)
octopus - hi friends!! we understand!! but only bit bit!!
sad seal - (edm violin -cant help falling in love)
octopus - friends we understand more..
sad seal - (synthesizer - cant help falling in love )
octopus - friends we clearly understand what you say!!
sad seal was telling octopus that the violin is an amazing instrument!! but i want to learn something unique!!
meanwhile the paparazzi was behind goldist goldfish. the fans went crazy. they could not believe that they were seeing the goldfish who had defeated the very last megladon. and also goldist goldfish sneaked a tambourine for the store in his pocket..
octopus - hi friends!! i present to you saxifino saxifono saxophone…
sad seal started playing the saxophone…
sad seal - (somewhere over the rainbow - saxophone)
octopus - friends!! we understand!! but only bit bit!
sad seal - (somewhere over the rainbow - edm saxophone)
octopus - friends nice work!! we understand more!!
sad seal - (synthesizer - somewhere over the rainbow)
octopus started grooving to the beats now. he clearly understood what sad seal was saying!!
sad seal was telling octopus that he loves smooth jazz and stuff, but he wants something that is super unique, super new and ultra me.
octopus - friends, that is all we got friends!!but i do remember throwing the very last accordion that we had into the bin yesterday!!that rubbish!! comes into the store and never gets sold!! such epic uselessness….
sad seal went quickly to the bin to see if he could find it. he removed everything from the bin and there it was. he was no longer sad seal anymore…he was happy seal!!
too be continued in the next episode!! thank you for listening!!!
POISONOUS SEAL #4
and the statue of liberty was replaced with the statue of poisonous seal…..oh no i skipped many many episodes…a quick montage of where we are right now.so sad seal goes to the music store with goldist goldfish .he finds the accordion and instantly falls in love with the instrument. goldist goldfish sneaks a tambourine into his pocket. sad seal is now happy seal. goldist goldfish told happy seal that he needs to master his instrument before he performs with it. goldist goldfish told happy seal that he knows a calm place right at the top of the north pole with a very scenic view. so they decided to go there.
so they went right to the top of the north pole. the view was just amazing.the water was transparent and the air was cool. goldfish goldfish had beaten quite a few great white sharks back in his day ,so he had a very strong sense of beat. goldist goldfish decided to help happy seal by giving him a good beat. so they started jamming together with happy birthday.
tambourine+accordian
soon they started getting a better sense of beat…
so they started jamming to theme from love story now.
tambourine+accordian
now happy seal was getting a better sense of beat.
they started jamming to we my boonie lies over the ocean now..
tambourine + accordian
happy seal was very happy now because he was getting a strong sense of beat. he started fiddling with the instrument now. he realised that there was a button on the accordian which said EDM mode. it was also written, use wisely. he turned it on.he could feel the power of the edm mode. from then on he realised that his instrument was not any ordinary instrument.
so guys lets just stop here for a minute.. when you start something new. its just going to look greek and latin to you… but when you keep doing it, and keep doing it… thats when you find the EDM mode.
so he turned on the edm mode and started playing some songs…
he started jamming to oh when the saints in EDM mode..
EDM+accordian
he started jamming to greensleeves now in edm mode…
EDM + accordian
he started jamming to mary had a little lamb now
EDM+ synthesizer..
he was blown away by the power this time..all the trees shook.he realised now that if he pressed the keys with more force in edm mode the instrument would blast into a fantastic electronic sound. With this sound it was almost compulsory for everybody too start grooving..
goldist goldfish was mindblown by the power of the accordian.
so im going to stop you guys here again - so this is the power of making right decissions. goldist goldfish was searching for an EDM button on his tambourine, but he just couldn’t find one. anyways, so happy seal got a strong command over his voice now.just then happy seal screamed - ouch loudly.legend has it that that was the loudest OUCH ever. he got bitten by a baby snake. this was no ordinary snake, legend has it that this baby snake once bit a talking parrot…. so now his venom got mixed with human speech powers. also i think he acts in the harry potter franchises. so now lo and behold happy seal can talk like a human now. he can also give poisonous bites now. but he learns about the poisonous bites part only in the later part of the story…
too be continued in the next episode, thank you for listening!!
POISONOUS SEAL #5
After years of trying, tony stark managed to persuade poisonous seal to help him build his new robot….oh no i skipped many many episodes!!….a quick montage of where we are right now, poisonous seal goes to the top of the north pole and learns how to play the accordian well with goldist goldfish.he also got bitten by a baby snake. so now happy seal has become poisonous seal and can talk like a human. poisonous seal was very happy about the music practice session that he had with goldist goldfish. just then he bit his own tail. thats when he realised that he was poisonous. the pain was excruciating. he could only feel pain. goldist goldfish carried poisonous seal and took him to the hospital. the doctor was a great white shark.
shark doctor - how can i help you!!
goldist goldfish - he bit himself and is poisonous!!
shark doctor - what!!
goldist goldfish - its true…
shark doctor chased goldist goldfish and poisonous seal out of the hospital. but seal managed to steal a big can of snake venom antidote with him. he put it in his pocket. he drank the antidote .Now poisonous seal could see again. it was although he was reborn. he was grateful for everything . He realised that he was poisonous now.
just then poisonous seal got a call from a navy officer.
navy officer - we are looking for a navy captain. animals say that you are the smartest animal of all. our navy captain has been compromised and we need somebody new.
poisonous seal - thank you for calling me. i would love to join the navy.
navy officer - do you have any special talents.
poisonous seal - i can play the accordian.
the navy officers mind lit up with happiness.
navy officer - you are hired.
so he swam to the ship and the navy officers lifted him up. they had never had such a great and powerful leader before. poisonous seal commanded authority over each and every officer. poisonous seal had the power to start wars and end wars. he was truly a just seal. soon he got the title as navy seal. He realised that music had the greatest power. Music had more power than guns and weapons.
but as time flew by poisonous seal became bored of his powers. he had already ended many many wars.
Poisonous seal wanted an adventure now. so he went to the navy secret government project list and looked at the most intriguing cases. in the case list he found a very fun case which he thought he could help in.The case was about a penguin who wanted to fly and was put in the northland animal jail for his futuristic views about life.
so that my friends is the story of how seal becomes poisonous seal. Now poisonous seal will meet flying penguin and the adventure continues.
thank you for listening. to be always continues!!.